
During a trip to England, blogger Emily AKA Meimi132 came upon a restaurant that featured a red lobster standing over 5 foot tall, but after careful inspection, Meimi132 noticed that this crustacean statue featured the ridiculously awesome designed theme of the Iron Man Mark III suit from the first movie. Apparently, around Cromer, England, there are over 80 of these lobsters all over town, each uniquely designed and painted. This is probably an attempt to add art and humor to the seaport city. Considering, you probably won’t be seeing Tony Stark in a Iron Lobster suit while fighting Namor, this Iron Lobster definitely is giving the me the cravings to yank out a hammer and warm up some butter. If an Iron Man Lobster isn’t bad ass enough, there is also an Avatar themed statue called Lobatar. ROFL!
Check out Meimi132 Lobster report on her blog, Meimi132 no Itonami!

OH. MY. GAWD. WTHell is this?! Twitards got their first look at Bella’s engagement ring from Edward Cullen in the new Twilight: Eclipse trailer. Well, author Stephanie Meyers and Infinite Jewelry Co. is banking on suckering Twitards on spending more money on crap that they don’t need by producing a replica of Bella’s engagement ring. Available in three different styles, there is “fashion” at $35, “fine” at $479, and “genuine” at $1979 which features real diamonds. WTF! Are you serious? 2K for a ring that looks like a turtle shell?
“Experience your romance with Edward Cullen in a whole new way when you slip on Bella’s Engagement RingTM! You’ll love showing off the radiant stones in this elegant, domed-oval, gold ring. In true Victorian-era design, your ring is created by master artisans with an open-work gallery and a finely polished edge that surrounds the brilliant faceted stones. How exciting for you to own the only, original Bella’s Engagement Ring(trademark) in the world!”
Experience your romance with Edward Cullen huh? I settle with a pair of brass knuckles that says “Twilight Blows”.
For ya suckers that really really want one or for guys that want to sucker a girl into sleepin’ with ya, go to Infinite Jewelry Co. official site.
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toe meet toe pee chee keene…
WHAT THE HELL DOES ALL THIS MEAN?! Anyone that follows my Twitter knows all to well the hatred I feel for these vile furry bastards. Unfortunately, director/producer Rob Tyler of Portland, Oregon does not share my feels as he created a wonderfully sickening karaoke video of the song sung by the Ewoks during their celebration at the end of Star Wars Return of the Jedi. Look at that screen shot above! That bastard Ewok is holding Lord Vader’s head on a stake. This is sooooo wrong…
Hit the jump. Behold the terror.
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Leandro Barbosa, shooting guard for the Phoenix Suns is in the midst of rehab for surgery performed on his wrist a few weeks ago. But a chance to become an ‘Avatar’ will change his life…and those of his teammates…forever. Directed by 2-Time NBA MVP, Steve Nash.

The world is not right. If you ever watch as much television as I do, you would have ran into an infomercial about a product called the Snuggie. Snuggie is pretty much a cross between a blanket and poncho. It goes over your head and covers your body to make you look like you belong in a cult or the KKK. Snuggies are usually comes in solid colors such as red and brown, however lately Snuggies have been making their products with designs from licenses such as Capcom’s Street Fighter 4. Unfortunately, SF4 wasn’t the last of it. Rumors has it that Viz Media will be launching a licensed Snuggie featuring Masashi Kishimoto’s Naruto and Naruto Shippudden. Based on the picture, it looks like the Snuggie will look like the cloak that the Akatsuki wears which features the signature red clouds on a black cloak. Regardless whether this Naruto inspired Snuggie is cool or not, the Snuggie fad must stop. Go buy a sweater or a jacket. BAH!