Well, let me introduce to you a little company called Wild Work and their newest release “The Five Element” action figure. Wow… what a load of crap this is. If you are like me, you are a fan of Luc Benson’s The Fifth Element starring Bruce Willis (Korben Dallas) and Milla Jovovich (Leeloo). If you aren’t familiar with The Fifth Element, than you mind as well jump into that volcano in Iceland. Well, instead of doing it the right way and getting the license to make an official Leeloo action figure, Wild Work created a crap-tacular “parody” of Leeloo and called it The Five Element. Considering most “parody” generic figures are slightly different from the real deal, Wild Work pretty much copied Leeloo’s costumes exactly as it is in the film. I would be so angry about this if the figure was actually decently done, however, oddly shaped body and less than spectacular quality of the stitching on the clothing really hurts my eyes. Leeloo was definitely an ass kickin’ vixen, yet Five Elements screams the exact opposite. Its definitely NOT a sexy figure. Kinda looks like shes wearing diapers considering her ass is a bit deformed. For any of you that is willing to buy this despicable figure, its going to set ya back about $100.
GRADE: 1 out of 10 dead Ewoks. Its truly disgusting to look at.
