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“Star Wars Celebration VI” is near and everyone is getting ready for the big show. While everyone is packing as many Star Wars shirts they can fit into their luggage, the amazing folks at the 501st Legion (@501stLegion) will be bringing along a full size rancor down to Orlando, Florida. Named “Roxy the Rancor”, master sculptor and art director, Rick Bohler of Pizzazz Scenic was commissioned to create this epic monster. From the looks of it, Roxy is going to be the biggest attraction at Star Wars Celebration VI. I wonder if this bad boy (or is it a girl?) will come along with a few Gamorrean guard for it to eat.

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droidfriend

If I was your droid-friend, You’d never let me go
My communication, has six million forms
I could be the protocol droid you really want
If I was your droid-friend, You’d never let me go, you’d never let me go

If I was your droid-friend, You’d never let me go,
My communication, has six million forms,
I could be the protocol droid you really want,
If I was your droid-friend, You’d never let me go, you’d never let me go.

Ahhh… Not since considering about posting Justin Beiber getting blasted on TV have I even considered posting another Beiberelated news on my site. No thanks to IGN and Teddie Films, I can’t help it this time. Titled “Droidfriend” and preformed by C3-Beib-O (Oh, I see what you did there…) this little song is a Star Wars parody of Justin Beiber’s song, ‘Boyfriend’. The original song makes me want to throw up my breakfast, but Droidfriend is pretty catchy and amusing. It’s pretty funny and fitting that this song featured C-3PO considering so many of us would choose Artoo over Threepio because Astromech Droids are so much cooler. It’s your time to shine, C3-Beib-O! Now, go get a new voice module and get a fucking haircut.

Hit the jump and check out the music video!

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rotj02

At some point, a regular toy becomes a work of art and that is the case with LEGO fanatic and builder, Brandon Griffith. Over the last few years, Brandon created an amazing LEGO chess board themed after Star Wars: Episode VI A New Hope and Star Wars: Episode V The Empire Strikes Back. Well, after three+ long years, his labor of love is finally complete with the release of his Return of the Jedi LEGO chess board. Even though Empire Strikes Back is my favorite Star Wars film, I have to say that this is my favorite LEGO chess board. It’s fucking beautiful for God’s sake! Scout Troopers on the Empire’s side. Disgusting little Ewoks on the Rebel’s side. I have to admit that my favorite part of the chess set has to be the board itself. Constructed out of LEGO’s Brandon created the forest of Endor as the base of this amazing chess set. It’s so fucking beautiful that I would never touch it. This belongs in a museum. On that note, if I did play with it, I would be too busy smacking the Ewoks off the board in dramatic fashion because smacking Ewoks is what I do.

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stormtroopershuffle

Happy Star Wars Day minions! It’s a great day to be a Star Wars fan so go out there and mix it up and party hard. Go watch the ‘Avengers’, jam out to ‘The Beastie Boys’ (I will miss you MCA…), grill some steaks, empty a bottle of scotch, get into a lightsaber fight with a Zabrak or whatever. Just go and enjoy Star Wars Day! As for myself, I’m going to spend the next two days in the woods clubbing Ewoks in the head and selling their hides for some credits at the local general store. Wish me luck and “May the fourth be with you”!

Now hit the jump and watch Stormtroopers dance to shitty music!

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If there ever was a ‘Star Wars’ church, these beautiful stained glass windows will be all over the place. Created by crafts artisan, “AidenT” this awesome stained glass window looks to be Commander Bacara of the Clone Troopers decked out in Captain Rex blue. It looks like AidenT loves his geeky stained glass windows as he features a ‘Doctor Who’ TARDIS and ‘Star Trek’ stained glass window as well in his DeviantArt gallery. I hope AidenT makes a collection of these based on Clone and Stormtroopers, especially Captain Rex!

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Come on boys and girls! It’s Star Wars Day. There’s no time to fuck around with some fake plastic lightsaber replica! Get the real thing from Wicker Lasers and spend the day in the emergency room!

Are you ready to wield the world’s first and only LaserSaber – a radiant blade that pulses with energy. LaserSabers are energized by the light of Wicked Lasers, harnessing the power of the force. The LaserSaber features an ultra smooth magnetic gravity system that can “power up” and “power down” the blade.
The LaserSaber maintains its radiant brilliance even when the lights are on. The LaserSaber is interchangeable and will attach to any Spyder 3 model. The aircraft grade aluminum hilt ensures secure attachment of the blade. Due to the extreme powers of the Spyder 3, only operate while wearing LaserShades in a controlled environment.

Are you ready to wield the world’s first and only LaserSaber – a radiant blade that pulses with energy. LaserSabers are energized by the light of Wicked Lasers, harnessing the power of the force. The LaserSaber features an ultra smooth magnetic gravity system that can “power up” and “power down” the blade.

The LaserSaber maintains its radiant brilliance even when the lights are on. The LaserSaber is interchangeable and will attach to any Spyder 3 model. The aircraft grade aluminum hilt ensures secure attachment of the blade. Due to the extreme powers of the Spyder 3, only operate while wearing LaserShades in a controlled environment.

Wait a minute… this thing is so fucking powerful that I can’t use it in a lightsaber fight with friends because I might hurt someone and I need to wear special sunglasses to wield it? JUST TAKE MY MONEY NOWS! At least get it before someone sues them.

Hit the jump and check out the infomercial and info on where to buy it!

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darksideapron01

I am your BAKER…

It’s “Star Wars Day” and you are probably getting ready to make some tasty Star Wars treats today. There are plenty of cool Star Wars kitchware out there, but I have to say this Dark Side apron has to one of the coolest things I have ever seen! This awesome homemade apron was made by Amanda Linton for the Bear and Bird Gallery’s “Stitch Wars” exhibition in Lauderhill, Florida. Too bad this apron look weird on me while I’m grillin’ up some Wampa rib-eyes. Sadly, this apron is more of an exhibit piece than for everyday use so it’s not available for sale. Somebody get this most impressive apron licensed and made!