seikowars00

I hate it when Japan gets bad ass stuff and we don’t. Seiko Japan just dropped a line of luxurious Star Wars inspired wrist watches that will wet any Star Wars fan’s panties. These brilliant timepieces are limited edition (ranging from 500-1500 pieces) and will cost you around $1,800.00 (oh shit…). Each of these beautiful wristwatches are unique to each character such as R2-D2 Seiko Brightz watch that features a 300DPI screen that plays clips from the films and the Darth Vader watch comes “blinged” out with some little diamonds. My favorite has to be the Stormtrooper Seiko watch. Who doesn’t love a pearl white dial with a sexy Imperial logo embedded in it? Unfortunately, it’s going to be hard to pull 1,800 bucks out of my wallet without hurting. If you can afford to spoiled yourself with such beautiful watches, you can find them on Amazon.co.jp.

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swdresses00

Who said you can’t be a Star Wars fan and fashionable at the same time? Crissy Baker and the ladies of Nerd Alert Designs put together an amazing collection of one-of-a-kind handmade Star Wars themed dresses and costumes for women. They have created some sexy costumes designed to look like a wampa (which is BAD ASS) and ewoks (which I don’t like too much because I HATE ewoks…). My favorites of Nerd Alert Designs’ collection has to be the “day to night” dresses. You can proudly represent the Galactic Empire in the daytime at work and also in the evening during a night out in the town. Each dress and costume is made to order by hand and run you about $90-150. The Force is strong with these dresses.

You can pick order your favorite at Nerd Alert Designs’ Etsy shop! Hit the jump and check out the collection!

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clonewarsfive00

Oh my Sith Lord. Season five of STAR WARS: THE CLONE WARS looks like it’s about to take Clone Wars to the next level. With the return of Darth Maul at the end of season four, we knew in our bones that season five is going to explode. Based on the trailer for season five, I think we were underestimating how far over the top supervising director, Dave Filoni and Lucasfilm was planning on taking Clone Wars. Premiering at Star Wars Celebrations VI, season five looks to be an all out assault by Maul, Savage Opress, and their new Mandelorian allies on both the Jedi and the Sith. What drove me bonkers had to be the reveal of Darth Sidious’ dual lightsabers and his message to Maul that there can only be two (Sith Lords) before attacking Maul and Savage Opress. It looks like multiple factions and storylines will be going at full force in season five and it will be interesting how it will all laid out in the new season. It will also be interesting to see the return of the Mandelorians and also find out the fate of Darth Maul and Savage Opress. I can’t wait!

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lawofficelando

Damn those Jedis. Swinging their lightsabers around without a care while innocent Scout Troopers are getting hurt. It’s okay Scouts. The services of The Law Office of Lando Calrissian is available for you to drop a lawsuit the size of the Death Star on top of their Rebel Scum asses.

Directed by Travis Kurtz
Written by Matin Atrushi

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swdetours

Straight from the team behind Robot Chicken comes Star Wars Detours! Revealed during the “Super Secret Star Wars Panel with Todd Grimes, Seth Green & Matt Senreich” at Star Wars Celebration VI, Star Wars Detours is animated series revealing the untold stories in the Star Wars universe.

Star Wars Detours™ is an animated comedy that explores what daily life is like in a galaxy far, far away. There are no Empires striking back or attacking clones here. Instead, Star Wars Detours focuses on the universe’s regular folks and their everyday problems… which, to be fair, do frequently involve famous bounty hunters, crazed Ewoks, and even a Dark Lord of the Sith.

I find this to be pretty freakin’ hilarious and I can’t wait to see more! Hit the jump and check out the trailer and some preview clips!

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rockingwalker00

Yeah. So I have a little boy on the way due in November. This is going to be first kid. Am I excited? Hell yes. Am I going to impose my will on my child and make him into a Star Wars fanatic like me? Probably. I guess @justjenndesigns and We Love Fine (@welovefinetees) understands me because they just released a bad ass t-shirt dubbed “The Rocking Walker”. Just look at it! It’s beautiful! A Lil’ AT-AT Driver on an AT-AT rocking horse? Genius I say! Now, I just need a Lil’ Scout Trooper on a speeder bike tricycle and a TIE Pilot on a TIE Fighter kiddie ride.

You can check out We Love Fine’s newest releases at welovefine.com! Hit the jump and check out We Love Fine’s newest Star Wars tees!

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vaderalien00

I’m rarely speechless, but Thomas Spanos custom H.R. Giger inspired Darth Vader helmet took my breath away. Dubbed, the “HRG Trooper” helmet, Thomas created this beautiful work of art for the “as you wish” project for the Make a Wish Foundation to be auctioned off to help children with life threatening medical conditions. Elements from the Clonetrooper’s helmet, Death Star interior fixtures, and Darth Maul, Tyrannus, and Vader’s lightsaber was incorporated into this stunning sculpture. I’m pretty sure Thomas’ amazing work will fetch a pretty penny to help children in need. Great work Thomas!

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