sonicgirls

there actually have been situations where Rouge’s cleavage has been exposed, but eventually censored. WHAT a price to pay! I think the best part of this beauty is that she wears three different outfits unlike the other female characters, and who wouldn’t want to fly across the landscape, be as strong as Shawn Johnson, and flirt with any male, anytime, anyway… – Dylan Guptill on “Rouge the Bat”

Well, thanks to Rob at ToplessRobot.com my brain was assaulted by Dylan Guptill and his video “Top Ten Hottest Female Sonic Characters” of all time. A video that seems harmless, but will most likely fuck your life up. I would go into all the details and break this video down, but I don’t think I can do any better than ToplessRobot. Hit the jump, watch the video, cry, yell at the world, take down a glass of scotch, and go to ToplessRobot and read Rob’s review. It’s a gem. Fucking internet.

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segapissandplay

Well, that’s cute. Apparently, there is a huge problem with restaurant patrons urinating on the floor instead in the urinal stalls. To stop this, SEGA has gone out of its way to create a new gaming system called “Toirettsu” (トイレッツ) in which mini-games are played by pissing. PISSING!!?!!! The mini-games are played by measuring a player’s accuracy and speed of their urine stream. WHAT!?! There will be a variety of mini-games available such as using your urine stream to increase wind in the game to blow up a lady’s skirt. DA HELL!!!? These pissing games will be finding their way into restaurant and retailer’s rest rooms. I can imagine people getting sick from not peeing because they want to maximize their “ammunition” so they can set the high score at the ramen shop. Too bad for people with small bladders are S.O.L.

Hit the jump to see a demo of SEGA’s urinal mini-games in action

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201005adamhughesbayonetta

If you are an avid fan of comics, you should know the insignia, AH!. AH! of course is the signature tag of comic artist, Adam Hughes. Adam Hughes has been a huge fan favorite due to his uncanny ability to draw extraordinarily sexy and voluptuous female characters. Personally, as an avid fan of comic book art, Adam Hughes would be definitely considered as the Norman Rockwell of the comic book world. AH!’s recent stint on DC ComicsCatwoman and Wonder Woman has been very popular among comic and art enthusiasts. It looks like game designer, SEGA recognized this as well, as SEGA recently commissioned AH! to draw Bayonetta from their highly popular shoot’em up game of the same name. Considering, Bayonetta was already a dead sexy character just on her own, but with the AH! twist, she is mouth watering sexy. Oh, how I envy you Mr. Hughes.

Check out Adam Hughes’ amazing work on his DeviantArt page!

20091026segalighters

Nowadays, it seems that retro gaming is getting bigger and bigger! For those of you that like to take a small cigarette break during the work day (like me) and love retro video game consoles, these lighters are just for you! Zippo and SEGA will be releasing two lighters in the shape of the 16bit SEGA Genesis (AKA Mega Drive) and the 32bit SEGA Saturn video game console. Impress the ladies at the nightclub by assisting them with a light for their cigarette. They will be impressed! (That’s a lie. They probably won’t be.) At this point, it looks like these SEGA Zippo lighters will be available only in Japan and they go for a cool ¥10,500 (approximately $113.96). The only thing I have problem is Zippo didn’t show SEGA Dreamcast any love. LAME…

Source: technabob

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20091012bayonetta

I know for a fact that a lot of gamers are waiting for Sega’s much hyped upcoming action/thriller video game, Bayonetta. With the current trend of video games, it is about time that we get a new femme-fatale video game heroine. Who doesn’t love a sexy gun toting witch?

With Halloween coming up in two weeks, it is pretty much expected that many female (and maybe couple doods) will be dressing up as Bayonetta. Unfortunately due to the fact that Bayonetta isn’t scheduled to come out until January 2010 (in North America) there isn’t much reference material online to make an authentic Bayonetta costume. Considering that a lot of hard core gamer/cosplayers really take pride in authenticity in their cosplay, Sega has formed the “Make-A-Witch Foundation”. Sega’s Make-A-Witch Foundation assists any aspiring Bayonetta cosplayers with tips on the different features and aspects of Bayonetta’s character such as outfit, accessories, weapons, and even attitude. Although the tips are not very detailed, there are great images and info on how to create the “total package”.

If anyone is attempting to cosplay Bayonetta, please send them to me. For research purposes… riiiigggghhhhtttt…

Source: Sega’s Make-A-Witch Foundation

20090926r2d2mod01

NOW, This is the Droid We’re Looking For…

DIY (Do It Yourself) is all the rage right now. So is retro video games. Popular Science (the cool kids call it PopSci) reader Brian de Vitis decided to design and fabricate a retro video game station out of a old Star Wars R2-D2 cooler (kind of like the ones you see at the local food mart full of ice with drinks). Brian was able to hook up this R2-D2 unit with eight different console gaming systems (everything from Atari 7800, PlayStation, Sega Genesis, Sega Dreamcast, Nintendo, Super Nintendo,Nintendo Game Cube, etc.), a sound system, and even a projector mounted to Artoo’s head. Whats even cooler is that you can plug all the game controllers right into R2-D2 front body panels. Artoo is one bad ass astrometic droid mofo.

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9 September 2009 Eric Kwun | Posted in: Agents of G.E.E.K., Current Events

20090909dreamcast

10 years ago today on 9/9/99, Sega released (in North America) their newest console gaming system called the Sega Dreamcast. Considered by many seasoned gamers as one of the greatest gaming systems ever, the Dreamcast is celebrating its 10th anniversary today (9/9/09). The Dreamcast was the pioneer in online gaming as being the first system to feature a built-in modem and internet support. Unfortunately, even with the huge amount of support for the gaming population, Sega pulled the plug on the Dreamcast in March of 2001 when Sega faced stiff competition from a little system called Playstation.

Even though the Dreamcast was only with us for less than 2 years, it will be forever remembered. Sega Saturn unfortunately, won’t be.

I sure miss Power Stone and Jet Grind Radio