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One of my favorite people ever is Kylee Lane (@kyleelane) and she is the owner of Luxury Lane Soap who make’s some of the coolest soaps ever! So I can’t help, but freak out like a little girl when Kylee revealed her newest soap today, the MILLENNIUM FALCON SOAP!

The Soap Falcon is perfect for a hot shower after making the Kessel Run, washing your way out of sticky situations and great collateral for gambling debts. Note: Not reccomended for smuggling contraband.
Smells like a freshly rebuilt hyperdrive with the thick, viscous scent of engine oil, diesel fuel and filthy mechanic.
Hand detailed with skin safe matte and metallic pigments for a stellar amount of detail.

The Soap Falcon is perfect for a hot shower after making the Kessel Run, washing your way out of sticky situations and great collateral for gambling debts. Note: Not reccomended for smuggling contraband. Smells like a freshly rebuilt hyperdrive with the thick, viscous scent of engine oil, diesel fuel and filthy mechanic. Hand detailed with skin safe matte and metallic pigments for a stellar amount of detail.

You can pick up this awesome soap direct from Luxury Lane Soap for only $4.99 per bar!

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whosoap

If you are a geek and a fan of proper hygiene, you are a mad fan of Luxury Lane Soap (@luxurylanesoap). So now that the second part of season six of ‘Doctor Who’ is about to release this weekend, why not become a clean “Whovian” with some bad ass ‘Doctor Who’ themed soaps made by Kylee Lane (@KyleeLane) of Luxury Lane Soap! The collection includes a very cool TARDIS figural soap in the color of TARDIS blue and two soaps featuring iconic baddies, Cybermen and Daleks. Each of these soaps are 100% handmade, sculpted, cut, primed, and molded by Luxury Lane Soap. Who said toiletries couldn’t be fashionable! Now, only if I can get Kylee to make lime scented Sonic Screwdriver and Red-Hot candy scented Amy Pond soaps!

Hit the jump and check out Luxury Lane Soap’s awesome “Doctor Who Collection” soaps!

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alliancesoap

There is nothing like an authoritarian government and law-enforcement organization to make you get clean. Geek soap-maker, Kylee Lane (@kyleelane) of Luxury Lane Soap (who was genius behind the “Han Solo in Carbonite” soap bar) recently revealed her newest creation, the ‘Firefly’ Alliance Soap.  Finally, a soap perfect for ‘Firefly’, Nathan Fillion, and Joss Whedon fans! Weighing in at around six ounces each, these soap bars are handmade and made of eco and animal safe ingredients. Described as having a fresh strawberry scent, these soap bars only cost $7.95 each. A small price to pay for any die-hard “Browncoat”. I can image fan girls freakin’ out just thinking about Mal lathering himself up with this soap. Pervs… Along with the soap reveal, Kylee was also gracious enough to share with her fans a “behind the scenes” look into how the Alliance soap was made on the Luxury Lane Soap official blog. Now stop reading and go buy one (or ten…)!

Where to buy: Luxury Lane Soap

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Getting clean is NOT futile.

If you are not familiar with the name Luxury Lane Soap, than you pretty much been living under a pile of Wampa crap. Luxury Lane Soap has been the talk of the town (or in this case, the web) for their incredibly bad ass, homemade Star Wars Han Solo in Carbonite soap. Well, the creator of such awesome soaps, Kylee Lane showed her loyal followers on Twitter an incredible peak into her newest soap fashioned to look like the archtypal Borg starship cube from Star Trek. This awesome geek soap is 8.5 ounces of soapy goodness, measures at 5 square inches, and weighs around half a pound. That is one huge ass soap! Even better than the sheer size of the Borg cube soap is the incredible amount of detail she put on the soap. The craftsmanship was so brilliant, that at first, I thought I was looking at a screen shot from the series. Of course, you wouldn’t expect any less for a soap that represents the Borg Collective. While we are on the topic of soaps, what would a Borg Cube soap smell like? I have no idea at the moment, but I doubt a greasy Borg scent that smells like oil would be pleasant. Hopefully, it doesn’t smell like Trekkies cause I’m allergic to that. Muhahahaha! There is no official word on whether Luxury Lane Soap will be offering the Borg Cube Soap yet, but I am pretty sure Kylee’s email will be flooded with people that will buy one. Amazin’ job Kylee!

Check out Kylee’s amazing geek soaps at Luxury Lane Soap’s official site and follow her on Twitter!

Update: ZOMG! ITS FOR SALE! Get your Borg Cube soap for a measly $9.99 at Luxury Lane Soap!