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Yah wah, eee chop yah wah,
toe meet toe pee chee keene…

WHAT THE HELL DOES ALL THIS MEAN?! Anyone that follows my Twitter knows all to well the hatred I feel for these vile furry bastards. Unfortunately, director/producer Rob Tyler of Portland, Oregon does not share my feels as he created a wonderfully sickening karaoke video of the song sung by the Ewoks during their celebration at the end of Star Wars Return of the Jedi. Look at that screen shot above! That bastard Ewok is holding Lord Vader’s head on a stake. This is sooooo wrong…

Hit the jump. Behold the terror.

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Is this it for man-kind? Will robots rule the Earth and drive humans into extinction? Only if they can sing us to death. “Titan the Robot” was unleashed at during GITEX Technology Week held at Dubai International Convention and Exhibition Centre. During the GITEX Tech Week, convention goers get to check out the latest and greatest gadgets and gizmos from electronic companies such as Cisco, Hitachi, Panasonic, Sanyo, Seagate and Verbatim. Titan was the creation of Nik Fielding and is sponsored by Panasonic. Consider how evil and menacing this robot is, Titan can sing, dance, and hit on the ladies. The kicker is, Titan is not really a real robot. Titan is actually an suit with animatronics. Theres actually some dude inside Titan. Unfortunately, many people though this was the real deal, only to find out that it was some cheap parlor tricks. Even with the deception, Titan is pretty cool to look at. Kind of looks like the bastard child of of Iron Man and ABC Warrior (from Judge Dredd) after they had one too many shots to tequila. Hit the jump to see this sucker in action. Fabulous!

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