You all know how much I hate Ewoks. I hate them with every cell in my body. On the other hand, I love ‘How I Met Your Mother’ and Barney Stinson (played beautifully by Neil Patrick Harris). Well, in the current episodes of ‘How I Met Your Mother’, Barney is involved with a gal named Nora who he is madly in love with. Unfortunately, he believes the relationship won’t work out due to the principles of “The Ewok Line”. It makes no sense what so ever, but Barney says it’s true, so it must be. Right?
BTW: I’m totally disgusted that Barney likes Ewoks, but Nora’s dislike for the furry bastards makes her extra HOT!
Hit the jump and let Barney explain, “The Ewok Principle”
Read the rest of this entry »
Yah wah, eee chop yah wah,
toe meet toe pee chee keene…
WHAT THE HELL DOES ALL THIS MEAN?! Anyone that follows my Twitter knows all to well the hatred I feel for these vile furry bastards. Unfortunately, director/producer Rob Tyler of Portland, Oregon does not share my feels as he created a wonderfully sickening karaoke video of the song sung by the Ewoks during their celebration at the end of Star Wars Return of the Jedi. Look at that screen shot above! That bastard Ewok is holding Lord Vader’s head on a stake. This is sooooo wrong…
Hit the jump. Behold the terror.
Read the rest of this entry »
I FREAKIN’ KNEW IT! I knew from the beginning that Ewoks were nothing, but fowl and vile creatures. As you can tell from iGT’s logo, we are pretty fond of our loyal and brave Scout Troopers. This morning, NBC (damn you for canceling Trauma already) had a really cool Star Wars themed Today Show. Today Show hosts Al Roker and Ann Curry were in costume as Han Solo (Roker) and Darth Vader (Curry). Everything was pretty dandy until hell broke loose during a very cute “Star Wars themed Do-It-Yourself Halloween Decoration” segment where Ewoks tried to steal the show. Ewoks were up to their usual antics as they were drinking vodka martinis in public, breaking decoration, fist fighting, and interrupting the hosts. At one point, an Ewok was violently stabbing a pumpkin with a shiv. The only great part of the whole segment was an Ewok trying to pull off its best Michael Jackson dance impression. Thank the Today Show and it’s patient hosts for showing us how evil and wicked Ewoks really are. At moments like this, I wish Han Roker Solo shot first (again). Stupid smelly Ewoks…
Hit the jump to see the video of the Ewoks makin’ an ass of themselves.
Read the rest of this entry »
