Shot gun? Check. Machete? Check. First-Aid kit? errr…
For those of you that find yourself in a situation where you don’t have a med-pack on you while shooting up the undead time and time again, this shirt’s for you! The creative minds at ThinkGeek have designed a cool “Zombie Survival Medical Kit” t-shirt. Just when you think you are about to be over run by a horde of zombies and your health is dangerously low, it would be nice to know you have your trusty med-pack on your back. Whether it is for you or your zombie apocalypse surviving teammate, your med-pack can be the determining factor on whether you kill zombies or become one. Just don’t waste it on that one guy on your team that tends to lag behind and get everyones killed. Just let that dumbass die. I wonder if there’s a poncho with Molotov cocktails printed on it. Hummm….
Get it at ThinkGeek.com (Dudes/The Ladies) for $18.99. A small price to pay to keep a zombie from sucking out your brain like it a grape through a coffee straw. /slurp!
