
Yes boys and girls. The boys are back and they brought more familiar faces. ‘The Expendables 2′ hopefully will have that same “in your face” attitude that was achieved in the first film.
Synopsis:
The Expendables are back and this time it’s personal… Barney Ross (Sylvester Stallone), Lee Christmas (Lee Statham), Yin Yang (Jet Li), Gunnar Jensen (Dolph Lundgren),Toll Road (Randy Couture) and Hale Caesar (Terry Crews) — with newest members Billy the Kid (Liam Hemsworth) and Maggie (Yu Nan) aboard — are reunited when Mr. Church (Bruce Willis) enlists the Expendables to take on a seemingly simple job. The task looks like an easy paycheck for Barney and his band of old-school mercenaries. But when things go wrong and one of their own is viciously killed, the Expendables are compelled to seek revenge in hostile territory where the odds are stacked against them. Hell-bent on payback, the crew cuts a swath of destruction through opposing forces, wreaking havoc and shutting down an unexpected threat in the nick of time — six pounds of weapons-grade plutonium; enough to change the balance of power in the world. But that’s nothing compared to the justice they serve against the villainous adversary who savagely murdered their brother. That is done the Expendables way….
It’s going to be really interesting to see how director Simon West is going to try to top the first flick. I’m just disappointed that Michael Dudikoff isn’t included in the cast. No love for the American Ninja huh?
Hit the jump and check out the teaser!
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My mind has been blown. I don’t words to describe the sheer awesomeness of this. I really don’t.
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Hey Joffrey… A pimp slap is coming…
Let’s face it. Joffrey Lannister is a little bitch and Tyrion Lannister is not. I dare you to watch this after going on a ten hour bender with a case of Black Label. I dare you.
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How do you make a live action sequal G.I. Joe movie that isn’t a complete cluster fuck like the first one? Well, let see.
Remove: Tech armor, energy based bullshit weapons, Marlon Wayans, Snake-Eye’s lips, and everything from the opening to the ending credits.
Keep: Everything that was the shit, which was Snake-Eyes and Storm Shadow.
Add: Jon M. Chu and The Rock.
This is the recipe for disaster. A disasterly good fucking time! Hit the jump and check out the trailer for ‘G.I. Joe: Retaliation’!
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Okay. Let’s face it boys and girls. We ALL want to see the voluptuous ginger bombshell of ‘Mad Men’, Christina Hendricks as Wonder Woman. Well, at the moment, it’s not going to happen, BUT it doesn’t mean we can’t dream about it. Well, it looks like erotic fantasy artist, Ben Newman decided to make this dream a reality (kinda…). I have to say that Newman’s illustration is mad sexy! I have to say though that IF this casting was to ever happen, I don’t think that costume is going to do any good. From the looks of it, she’s pretty much bursting out of that corset… but it’s not like I’m complaining or anything. /shrug
Note: This is a thank you post for those of you that have been harassing me to update my blog more often. It’s much appreciated.
Hit the jump and check out Ben Newman’s awesome illustration!
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Sorry Picard. Did that shit just blow your mind?!
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Can I just say that I went ape-shit (in a good way) when I saw this AMAZING ‘Game of Thrones’ cake?! Designed and made by Kensei Yonzon and Nicole Villar Balaoing, this mind blowing cake was designed to look like the iconic “Iron Throne” from the hit series, Game of Thrones. From the looks of it, a lot of TLC was given by these gifted cake artist. Everything from the swords made of fondant (or modeling chocolate) and stunning coloring, this cake is worthy of any King (except that little bitch Joffrey Baratheon…). It looks so awesome that you can’t help but think what it might be like to sit on it… Of course, you will only come to realize that it’s a cake when you’re scraping icing off your ass.
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