Bravo Norton Shores, Michigan! Bravo! During last weekends mad rush to theatres by fangirls and fanboys to see New Moon, an incident occurred in a local theatre in Norton Shores. During a screening of New Moon, a 17 year old girl was bitten in the neck by a presumed 45 year old man. During the movie, the culprit was firing off lewd and perverted comments to the teen who was sitting in front of him. Verbal harassments turned into an assault as when the movie ended, the man leaned over and bit her in the neck. Fortunately, his bite didn’t break skin to cause any severe injuries. Unfortunately, the pervert escaped and still at large. It is safe to assume that majority of teen girls (and some boys) that watched New Moon last weekend sat in the theatres dreaming (and probably drooling) over the idea of being bitten by an glittering emo vampire like Edward Cullen. I guess for one teen, that dream turned for the worst. As bad as this event sounds, I can’t help but chuckle a little. Regardless of my personal feeling of the Twilight-verse, I hope this dirty biting bastard gets captured. Sicko.
Hit the jump to see the video about the event covered by Norton Shore local news.
Can I really claim this amazing kill as the “greatest final kill” on Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 ever? The game has only been out a little over a week. It is true that the majority of FPS (first person shooters) gamers thrive to kill an opponent in the most embarrassing way possible. It easy to shoot a guy, but its another thing to get a kill with a knife. Unlike many FPS games, MW2 has the ability to throw a knife against an opponent. Unfortunately, if that knife is graced with luck, you get one of the most amazing FPS kills ever. Only a few days into the game, “Rich451″ set the bar very high. Good luck folks.
If you’re someone that has actively engaged in any part of society in the last thirty years, then you’ve been exposed to what video games are. Or, you haven’t been alive during that time, in which case, you’re a zombie and the coolest one ever because you’re reading iGT. Congratulations.
For those of you who aren’t zombies, you’ve probably also seen the stereotypical gamers: guys that are way too out of shape, either too skinny or too fat, and who you would expect to never find a place in life other than in front of an LCD screen in a smoke filled dark chamber that smells of disgrace and hand lotion. These stereotypes have often been challenged, but never refuted in a definitive manner. What IS more important to male gamers? Gaming or reality? Read the rest of this entry »
What is more shocking, the human slinky, or the fact that there is more than one human slinky? Yes, the human slinky (or one of it’s many iterations) has appeared on the Letterman show, in halftime shows, and even on America’s got Talent.
One step closer to my flying army of Mexicans. Excellent...
What do they make awesome, exactly? Anything and everything. Computer ungodly slow and full of maximum suckage? Add rockets. Chair not as comfortable as you’d like? Rockets would probably distract your attention from severe back pain. Belt not giving you the support it should? Rocket power that beyotch!
Juan Manuel Lozano is one man who understands the ways of the world and that everything ordinary can and should be made extraordinary via rocketawesomesauce. Read the rest of this entry »
Some video gamers are so infatuated with a certain title that they will do crazy things to show it. In this case, a tattoo. The tattoo is of the combination for Ryu’s signature “shoryuken” (AKA “Dragon Punch”) in the popular fighting game, Street Fighter 4. The overall design and font type is quite cool, but one thing makes me scratch my head. As any Street Fighter fan (novice or expert) knows, the combination for shoryuken is: FORWARD > DOWN > DOWN FORWARD + Punch. However, based on the picture, the combination on the tattoo shows DOWN > FORWARD > DOWN FORWARD + Punch. I have to ask the question, “WTF were you thinking buddy?!!!” However, I shouldn’t jump to conclusions. From the picture, I’m going to have to conclude that this is on someone’s arm (based on the fact that it’s lying on top of a desk). If that is the case, what does the tattoo say if the arm was down vertically. The tattoo will show the combination correctly, but I would have to ask, why the punch icon is pointing downward. I can go on and on about the different point of views and combinations, but my overall judgment is this was a horrible screw up and an epic failure. Great job buddy.
I FREAKIN’ KNEW IT! I knew from the beginning that Ewoks were nothing, but fowl and vile creatures. As you can tell from iGT’s logo, we are pretty fond of our loyal and brave Scout Troopers. This morning, NBC (damn you for canceling Trauma already) had a really cool Star Wars themed Today Show. Today Show hosts Al Roker and Ann Curry were in costume as Han Solo (Roker) and Darth Vader (Curry). Everything was pretty dandy until hell broke loose during a very cute “Star Wars themed Do-It-Yourself Halloween Decoration” segment where Ewoks tried to steal the show. Ewoks were up to their usual antics as they were drinking vodka martinis in public, breaking decoration, fist fighting, and interrupting the hosts. At one point, an Ewok was violently stabbing a pumpkin with a shiv. The only great part of the whole segment was an Ewok trying to pull off its best Michael Jackson dance impression. Thank the Today Show and it’s patient hosts for showing us how evil and wicked Ewoks really are. At moments like this, I wish Han Roker Solo shot first (again). Stupid smelly Ewoks…
Hit the jump to see the video of the Ewoks makin’ an ass of themselves.
