bobafettpipe

Okay… this is getting a bit weird now. I’m all for ‘Star Wars’ fans making crazy stuff and I pretty much seen it all, but I have NEVER seen a glass pipe that was made to look like Boba Fett’s helmet. Consider what it’s made for, I really have to hand it to the crafter on the amazing detail and work they put into putting this together. The curved glass pipe rolls around every inch of this “helmet pipe” and it is pretty amazing to look at. Everything from the visor to the antenna is worked into this piece. Okay, so you might wonder how and where the pipe end. It’s actually located inside the helmet so you can wear the sucker while using it to smoke “stuff”. Interesting huh? I sure thought so.

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predatormusical

It’s using the trees… watching and waiting… killing us off one by one… the choppa is close, but this thing is too fast… we won’t make it, it’s pointless to run… talk. no mo’ games.
I don’t know what it waannnttttsssss… the jungle came alive…
Go on…

This is fucking amazing. So fucking amazing that I can’t seem to write a post to go along with this video. My mind was blown and I’m can’t think of anything. Jon and Al Kaplan, the guys behind “Conan the Barbarian: The Musical” and “Silence! The Musical” introduces their newest and last Schwarzenegger musical called “Predator: The Musical”. With lyrics such as “if it bleeds, you can keel it!”, theres very little I can write about how crazy this musical really is so I should just let you watch it. Hit the jump and your life will never be the same.

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robonativity

This is so damn random, it’s giving me a headache… but a good kind. Cardboard crafter extraordinaire, TK615 put together a very odd nativity scene for Christmas. Instead of getting some crummy plastic statues from WalMart, TK615 (I really wish I knew your real name buddy…) took a pile of cardboard, some hot glue and put together this pretty rad Robot themed nativity scene.

I made this using nothing but cardboard, hot glue, and OCD.  2 days no sleep…. (cut, glue, burn,… repeat)….  there is no templates, it’s all free hand…. lot of circles,  trial and error…. measure twice cut once…..

I used to work with a lot of cardboard during my set build/painting days and that shit is no joke. For him (or her) to complete this whole 3D robot scene in just two days is mind-boggling. The scene includes Clank (Ratchet and Clank), Crow T. Robot (Mystery Science Theater 3000), and Bender (Futurama… but I didn’t have to tell you that right?) as the three magi, Johnny Number Five from ‘Short Circuit’ as Joseph, Rosie from the ‘Jetsons’ as the Virgin Mary, and representing the shepherd and his flock, WALL-E and an Imperial AT-AT from ‘Star Wars’. The robot representing “Baby Jesus”… I have no fuckin’ clue. Too bad it wasn’t R2-D2. I love how Johnny Five is staring down at the baby while Rosie is too busy being worried whether J5 will notice that he wasn’t the one that install the baby in her. Ratchet must know whats up cause he pointing and laughing at the fool.

Hit the jump to check out more photos of TK615’s Robot Nativity Scene

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sonicgirls

there actually have been situations where Rouge’s cleavage has been exposed, but eventually censored. WHAT a price to pay! I think the best part of this beauty is that she wears three different outfits unlike the other female characters, and who wouldn’t want to fly across the landscape, be as strong as Shawn Johnson, and flirt with any male, anytime, anyway… – Dylan Guptill on “Rouge the Bat”

Well, thanks to Rob at ToplessRobot.com my brain was assaulted by Dylan Guptill and his video “Top Ten Hottest Female Sonic Characters” of all time. A video that seems harmless, but will most likely fuck your life up. I would go into all the details and break this video down, but I don’t think I can do any better than ToplessRobot. Hit the jump, watch the video, cry, yell at the world, take down a glass of scotch, and go to ToplessRobot and read Rob’s review. It’s a gem. Fucking internet.

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ibmwatson

“I for one welcome our new computer overlords,” – Ken Jennings

Well said Mr. Jennings. If you weren’t aware, over the last three days, there has been a battle between man and machine (actually more like man and man and machine and Alex Trebek) on the trivia game show, Jeopardy. Representing mankind was Jeopardy champions Ken Jennings and Brad Rutter. Jennings is Jeopardy’s record holder for most consecutive wins standing at 74 wins in a row and Rutter is the record holder for the biggest money-winner (which was at total of $3,255,102.00 and two Chevy Camaros). On the side of the machine is “Watson”. IBM’s treasured champion A.I. trivia-super computer. Well, while Jennings gave his all against Watson, man failed. Watson was crowned champion on the last day and from what Jennings wrote on his “Final Jeopardy” answer (see above), he knew he has lost. With Watson becoming victorious, you kind of have a feeling that at the exact moment, SKYNET may have just gone online. This is a dark day for mankind.

On a positive note, Watson won $1 million for his victory in which IBM donated all to charity. Jennings and Rutter will get $300,000 and $200,000, respectively, and each will give half to charity. A very human thing to do to keep at least half your money. After the show, Jennings commented that Watson had the edge. Not because he is programmed to an infinite amount of data, but the fact that while Jennings and Rutter had to physically hit the buzzer, Watson did not which gave him the edge. It is very true that maybe Watson had that advantage, but what made me really laugh was how similar Jennings is to an regular online gamer like you and I. He loses to a bot and he automatically claims “HAXORS!”

If you missed the three day tournament, hit the jump. Someone was kind enough to upload them on YouTube.

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zacksnyder

Rumors has circulated that Warner Bros. has offered the director job for ‘Xerxes’ (follow up to Zack Snyder’s ‘300′) to Guy Ritchie (Sherlock Holmes). It is a bit of a surprise considering the success of ‘300′ and the visual masterpiece that it was, was because of Zack Snyder. Is this a possible slap in the face to Snyder by Warner Bros. Most likely not. Snyder was given the biggest job of his career when signed to direct the Superman reboot, ‘The Man of Steel’. On the other hand, considering how long its been since 300 original released, Xerxes could have been left on the shelf until Snyder is done with Superman. Is it possible that the relationship between Warner Bros. and Snyder has been strained due to Snyder’s latest flops? Since Snyder directed 300, the road has been everything but smooth for the visionary director. 300 was an huge worldwide mega-hit, but Snyder’s projects since has performed less than spectacular. Even with the great buzz and fan base behind ‘Watchmen’, the movie flopped and performed poorly. Snyder’s first animated feature, ‘Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga’Hoole’ was a bust as well and recently became the butt of all jokes on shows like ‘30 Rock’. On top of that, there are trouble already brewing for Snyder’s next two projects. The newest project ready to release is the highly-anticipated, ‘Sucker Punch’. Considering people are going wacky for the movie after seeing the visually insane and sexy trailer, rumors have it from the front line that the movie is not testing well and audiences feedback is mediocre. This is worrying Warner Bros. and they are slowly losing confidence on the director. On top of that, the newest update regarding Superman is that there is a problem with script and Snyder and writer David S. Goyer (Dark Knight) is having problems with the third act. All these can contribute to Warner Bros. offering the director job to Guy Ritchie. So far, Ritchie has been able to produce a movie (Sherlock Holmes) that makes money for Warner Bros and he will be free once he wraps up on the sequel, ‘Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows’.

My thoughts are that Zack Snyder movies are overall great films. His directing abilities are on par with Christopher Nolan and James Cameron and he makes movies like no one else in Hollywood. Is it possible that maybe Snyder’s choice of projects is too big and over the top for the general movie goer? I really felt that people didn’t really give Watchmen a chance because they were not familiar with the graphic novel and it’s history in the comic book world. For the general public, Watchmen did not make any sense. For comic lovers like me, it was a beautifully done film. I truly believe Snyder will be back on top as a money making film producer once ‘Superman: Man of Steel’ releases, but until than it looks like Xerxes will have to go someone else. My prediction: Xerxes is going to be a bust.

connerkent

‘Smallville’ is in a mad rush to squeeze as many new characters into the final season as possible. During last weeks episode (I actually watched it… go figure…), we find out that Lex Luthor clone (yeah… clones…), Alexander (played by Lucas Gabreel0) has some similar “traits” that you find with Clark Kent. When the needle of a syringe failed to puncture Alexander’s skin, it was obvious that he was not an actual Lex Clone. Well, it is reported that Smallville will reveal that the psycho bastard Alexander Luthor actually is Kon-El AKA Conner Kent. An as you may already know, Conner Kent is Kryptonian/human hybrid clone of Superman and Lex Luthor. Later, Conner becomes Superboy in the DC Universe. Well, from the picture released earlier this week, it looks like Conner will be busting out the black shirt with iron-on logo very soon. Damn, Smallville is so confusing…

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