201003gamecrush

If you boys (or girls) are getting bored and lonely playing Modern Warfare 2 by yourself, then GameCrush might be exactly what you are looking for. Launched on March 23rd, GameCrush is offering a service where XBox Live players can pay for the services of a “PlayDate” to play with you on games such as Modern Warfare II, Gears of War 2, Halo 3, etc. What exactly is a “PlayDate”. For a little over 8 bucks a game, over 1200+ PlayDates are available on GameCrush to provide a mix of flirt and head shots.

On GameCrush, guys are Players and girls are PlayDates. Players pay to play and PlayDates get paid to play. Guys can browse PlayDate profiles (there are currently around 1,200), view photos, and even chat with girls for free. Publicityhazard’s turn ons include vibrating controllers, for instance, and is turned off by three red lights. Once you find a gal you fancy you send her a game invite and if she accepts you get six to ten minutes of one-on-one gaming time. PlayDates have the ability to block any guy they want for any reason. When the service launches tomorrow it will only support the Xbox 360 and a few casual games hosted on the GameCrush website.

You must be 18 or over to create a GameCrush account — it’s being touted as the first social site for adult gamers. It’s not an explicitly explicit service, but PlayDates set their gaming mood to either “flirty” or “dirty.” What the two of you chat about is entirely up to you. Signing up is free, but you must purchase credits in order to get your game on. For $8.25 you get 500 credits, which is enough for one game (400 credits) and a 100 credit tip at the end. An Xbox Live game will last 10 minutes, while a casual Flash game will get you six minutes of face time with your PlayDate. That’s literal face time, because you can video chat with your lady while playing a casual Flash game. Again, what goes on in that video chat is up to you and your PlayDate. GameCrush says it modeled its pricing structure after the cost of buying a girl a drink at a bar. In a bar, you’re basically buying the opportunity to chat a girl up. GameCrush is hoping players will look at their service the same way.

Currently, the GameCrush site went down due to the massive amount of inquiries that the site is getting from players. Considering the service only provides a few XBox title games and a couple random casual games such as online chess, if GameCrush takes off, there are plans to extend the services to Playstation, Wii and World of Warcraft players. Now the question is, what are we expected to see from these PlayDates. I guess it all depends on who the PlayDate is. PlayDates are independent gamer gals and not part of GameCrush’s staff. Anyone can apply to be a PlayDate so the “service” provide will vary pending on the PlayDate. Considering the price, expect to pay and “arm and a leg” or more for these PlayDates to “play”.

Hit the jump to check out a few of the PlayDates available on GameCrush (MILDLY NSFW)

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201003otherguys

I haven’t been a huge fan of Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg’s latest films, but the release of a new movie poster for Ferrell/Wahlberg’s upcoming buddy cop action-comedy, The Other Guys is already making me look forward to the release of this movie.

Plot Synopsis: Set in New York City, The Other Guys follows Detective Allen Gamble (Will Ferrell), a forensic accountant who’s more interested in paperwork than hitting the streets, and Detective Terry Hoitz (Mark Wahlberg), a tough guy who has been stuck with Allen as his partner ever since an unfortunate run-in with Derek Jeter. Allen and Terry idolize the city’s top cops, Danson and Highsmith (Dwayne Johnson and Samuel L. Jackson), but when an opportunity arises for the Other Guys to step up, things don’t quite go as planned

Its not just a regular movie poster that you find in theatres, but described as a “motion poster”. It more of a teaser than a poster, but the idea is brilliant and surprised it hasn’t happened earlier. Hit the jump to check it out, but a fair warning first. LOWER THE VOLUME ON YOUR SPEAKER/HEADPHONES.

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201003potccleavage

Ladies… if you had any plans to audition for Disney’s Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides, get ready to jump and run. Disney has issued a notice to the casting team that no actresses with enhanced breasts will be allowed to be cast in Pirates 4. The filmmakers have issued a casting call for:
“beautiful female fit models. Must be 5ft7in-5ft8in, size 4 or 6, no bigger or smaller. Age 18-25. Must have a lean dancer body.
Must have real breasts. Do not submit if you have implants.” .
They have also warned any actresses that are going to try to lie about their “fake boobs” that all actresses will be subject to “show and tell” day which will presumably included a “Hollywood jiggle test” and jogging. As much as these so-called tests sound like a sexual harassment lawsuit in the making, these tests are necessary to determine the authenticity of an actress’ “goods” based on the way it reacts (did someone say bouncy, bouncy?) to specific action movements.

A former casting agent from a previous Pirates movie sheds light on why this ban on enhanced breasts is in place.
“In the last movie, there were enhanced breasts to give that 18th-century whorish look, and men were pretty well padded too, and no one worried,” a former casting agent said. “But times are changing, and the audience can spot false breasts.”
Even Keira Knightley, who played Elizabeth Swan in the previous three installments of Pirates has admitted that she spent over 45 minutes a day in the make up department just to enhance the look of her cleavage in the movies. Everything from strategically placed air brushing and padding was necessary for the cleavage she sported in the movies (see above pix…). Maybe the casting of Penelope Cruz as the new love interest of Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp) had more to do with her natural boobies (I love that word) than her ability to act and win Academy Awards.

The only question I have regarding this whole issue about fake boobies (there’s that word again…) is… How do I become a casting directors for Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides? I am willing to deal with the pain in the neck that will definitely come with the job. I’m just dedicated like that. /drool

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24 March 2010 E.Victor Kwun | Posted in: Current Events, OMGWTFBBQ!

201003legoclub00

Someone at Lego is smokin’ crack. Lego and Atlantis Resorts in the Bahamas has announced the opening of  the world’s first Lego Atlantis fantasy summer camp. Yes… I said a summer camp based on Legos. Opened by Frankie Jonas (one of the unknown younger spawns of the Jonas Brothers clan) and a life-sized sculpture of an Lego Atlantis Navigational SCUBA Explorer (L.A.N.S.E) scuba diver figure along with some random seal, Atlantis resorts revealed an 8000 square foot club named “Atlantis Kids’ Adventures” (A.K.A.) located on Paradise Island. Along with the opening of A.K.A., Atlantis resorts announced plans for a Lego summer camp available to vacationing families during the summer.

AKA uses cutting-edge technology to inspire kids’ imagination, offering everything from interactive touch-screen walls, tables and floors, and eight rooms that include Arts & Crafts room, The EVERY video game ever invented room; Wizardology reading room, a Culinary Kitchen and a performance area that features a green screen, a full-sized stage and dressing room, complete with costumes, and a LEGO Construction Zone, among other experiences.

Sadly, while the Lego summer camp was created to promote family activities, it will just serve as a venue where parents will dump their children while they going boozin’ at the local bar. Regardless, this new venture looks like a great financial and marketing move on the part of Lego considering the HUGE success of LegoLand. Oh… wait… Legoland blows and it’s terrible.  Wha… wha… wha… whhhhaaaaaaa…

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201003transformers3

Well… I’m not sure if this is good news or not. Most likely not. Explosions and stuff director, Michael Bay dropped an update on his official site regarding Transformers 3. Bay informs Transformer fans that productions of the third movie will start shoot next month. Bay reveals random locations that they will be shooting at such as Los Angeles, Chicago, Washington DC, Florida, Texas, Africa, Moscow, and China (again…). Curious enough, I’m pretty sure Bay is going to sucker punch us in the head by giving us another battle scene in the desert. On the casting side, Shia LeBeouf (Sam Witwicky), Megan Fox (Mikaela Banes), Josh Duhamel (Major Lennox), and Tyrese Gibson (Robert Epps… WHYYY!!!???!@#) is confirmed to return to the trilogy. On that note, Michael Bay has some how suckered in or “locked in” (as he describes it) superb award winning actors Frances McDormand (Fargo) and John Malkovich (Burn After Reading) to join the cast. Along with these two impressive actors, the HILARIOUS and INSANE Ken Jeong (if you don’t know who Ken Jeong is, you are pretty lame…) will be joining the cast as well. Michael Bay also confirms that the a new Autobot will be joining the Transformers who will be featured as a Ferrari 458 Italia. Most likely Transformers 3 is reaching outside the realm of GM vehicles as GM hasn’t made any great cars in a few years (Remember Skid and Mudflap?).

Regardless, as unhappy I am with the story telling and explosion-driven directing of Michael Bay, I am a bit excited to hear the new additions to the cast. I wonder is these three great actors/comedians can hold their own or will Michael Bay’s douche-ness destroy them as well…

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