God bless Taiwan’s NMA. How else would I follow current events? The local news?! Heck no! Local news cannot produce these Pixar quality animation to bring the news to life. NMA is THE source for ground breaking news around the world and when they break that ground, I’m listening (and watching). Their newest report is based on news out of DC Comics that Clark Kent AKA Superman AKA The Corn Cobbler will be quitting his day job as a reporter at the Daily Planet. Based on the report, he will be getting fat with Wonder Woman smoking a bong and drinking a 10 gallon cup of coffee at Starbucks while wearing a scarf he may have bought at Urban Outfitters. Also, apparently it’s raining iPads somewhere around the world and Superman dropped the curl for a hat (or haircut) that makes him look like a penis. This report is worthy of all the awards out in the world of news making stuff.
Hit the jump and check out NMA’s newest report. Prepare to have your ass blown off.