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Dick in a box or a box in a dick?

How much do you love ‘Doctor Who’? Do you love Doctor Who enough to make a TARDIS dildo?! Kristen from The Toymaker Project recently created “The TARDIS Tickler” as a finals project in her casting and molding class. She suspended a miniature TARDIS in clear silicone emulating the TARDIS tumbling through a wormhole like in the iconic opening credits in the show. I’m not sure this was what the Doctor had in mind when he first stole the TARDIS. I’m pretty sure he had plans to travel through different points in time and space instead of landing inside a girl’s private parts. I can’t help, but crack up when I read a Toymaker Project reader’s comment asking if “it feels bigger in the inside”. HA! This was only an one-off custom so I don’t think Toymaker Project has any plans to sell it… Well, I hope not… /facepalm

Hit the jump if you want to see more pics. Only if you REALLY want to….

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  3. Richmond says:

    , the Auton window duemims from Spearhead From Space.Of the Doctors and companions interviewed on their fond memories, one can tell who actually enjoyed doing the program and really cared. The Doctors are Jon Pertwee, Colin Baker, Sylvester McCoy, and the companions being Carole Anne Ford, Frazier Hines, Deborah Watling, Nicholas Courtney, Nicola Bryant, and Sophie Aldred. Now that’s only a handful! You can learn about why Jon Pertwee preferred humanoid monsters, and Sophie Aldred’s near-fatal accident during the making of Battlefield. However, footage from incomplete stories (The Dalek Master Plan, The Underwater Menace, Web Of Fear), or dialogue from nonexistent stories (Fury From The Deep), is always a treat. And the five year purge by the BBC of half of the William Hartnell and two-thirds of the Patrick Troughton stories are among the most heinous crimes ever committed in BBC TV history. So a big Krynoid-size thanks to Ian Levine for saving The Daleks a day later and he would have been too late.The last minutes of Survival, the last aired TV story, and Sophie Aldred and Sylvester McCoy’s last words mirror the end of the program. I felt as if I could run forever. So did we.More Than 30 Years is a perfect synthesis of the program’s history, combining clips from the series, Who-related commercials, and with the presence of other programs e.g. Blue Peter, Pebble Mill At One, Crackerjack, a cross-section of British TV culture. As someone said early on, its essentially British quality made it appealing. And who better than Nicholas Courtney, a.k.a. Brigadier Alistair Gordon Lethbridge-Stewart, to narrate the documentary. So will the show return? Time will tell. It always does.

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