If you’re someone that has actively engaged in any part of society in the last thirty years, then you’ve been exposed to what video games are. Or, you haven’t been alive during that time, in which case, you’re a zombie and the coolest one ever because you’re reading iGT. Congratulations.

For those of you who aren’t zombies, you’ve probably also seen the stereotypical gamers: guys that are way too out of shape, either too skinny or too fat, and who you would expect to never find a place in life other than in front of an LCD screen in a smoke filled dark chamber that smells of disgrace and hand lotion. These stereotypes have often been challenged, but never refuted in a definitive manner. What IS more important to male gamers? Gaming or reality?

So, at a Counter Strike LAN party in Moscow, Russia, Virtus.pro and forZe gaming teams battled for the title of “Ultimate CS Champion,” but what the gamers didn’t know is that the sponsor for the event planned for an addendum to the title: “…and Loser at Life.” The event was the same as any LAN party you’ve ever been to, except for it being, you know, Russian, oh… and there were strippers roaming around flaunting breasts and sweet, sweet lesbianism. That’s right. The players had to choose to either lose the game and party with hot female nakidness, or win the tournament… and still lose.

Which did the gamers prefer? Though distracted somewhat by the most egregious (and awesome) uses of female seduction while bikini clad in outfits begging any g33k to touch (because they read “CTRL” “ALT” “Del”), all the gamers completely absorbed themselves into the competition and ignored the strippers, for the most part. Well done. Way to let the jocks win.

Moscow LAN parties are the most rave-like thing you've seen since last Saturday.

Testing the Hotnessmeter

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Taking it to the next level.

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Oh, c'mon!!!!

I want to show you the rest of the pictures, including the full-on nakedness, lesbianism, and some of the girls straddling CRTs, infinitely increasing the value of outdated technology, but I can’t. I’ll be lucky if the photos above even get to stay posted. So, just click [here] to see the rest.

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Zeblue is an amateur graphic artist and blogger, who is hopelessly addicted to Twitter and all things geek. It is his passion to share geek awesomeness that brings his articles to iGeekTrooper, Necessary Cool, Murmur, zMoPo and ZebluePrime.com. Be ready for more.