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The Fleshlight WITH BITE!

The vampire popularity has officially crossed the line. Due to the insane fanfare of Twilight and Vampire Diaries, people are producing anything and everything that they can think of that they can cross promote with the vampire craze. Unfortunately, this brings forth some really insane products that makes you go “WTF?”. Introducing, Fleshlight’s “Succu Dry” vampire sex toy in a can. If you aren’t familiar with Fleshlight, Fleshlight is a very popular male sex toy manufacturer. Fleshlight’s gimmick is that sex toys are concealed in container that looks like an ordinary flashlight or 16 ounce can (like one of those giant Monster energy drinks). In an effort to tap into the vampire craze, Fleshlight has created a male sex toy that features a vampire mouth and fangs.

Introducing Succu Dry Sex in a Can from Fleshlight, the world’s first vampire inspired sex toy for men. Take a walk on the dark side and get familiar with this pale brew. But be careful! Though this may feel like love at first bite, make sure you have wood poised to penetrate before you get completely drained! Enjoy to excess to ensure encounters with Succu Dry are A-Positive experience.

Fleshlight also called upon internet model/burlesque dancer, Masuimi Max to be the spokeswomen for Succu Dry. I guess you can’t blame Fleshlight for trying to meet the demands of the legions of vampire fanatics. In my opinion, this is ridiculous and scary as shit.

Hit the jump to see the product close up. NSFW (but you should have known that already…)

[gizmodo x fleshlight]

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4 Responses to “WTF… Fleshlights Helps You “Hook Up” with a Vampire (NSFW)”

  1. Scath says:

    I would think the packaging sort of defeats the purpose of ‘concealment’.

    Otherwise, I think this is funny as hell. =)

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  4. Fleshlight Dude says:

    Maybe a little late to the party but there are more monster inspired Fleshlight sex toys. They made another Vampire Fleshlight, a Frankenstein, a Cyborg and an Alien one last year. http://fleshone.com/fleshlight-freaks-zombie-frankenstein-vampire-cyborg-sex-toys/

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