20090804meganfoxMegan Fox is quite an adorable gal. She has graced the covers of countless magazines and is a daily fixture on many entertainment news sites and blogs. Her exposure on the web is so great that there was even a “A Day Without Megan Fox” that called for a boycott on news regarding the starlet.

Considering, she is very easy on the eyes and have been known to be very friendly to her fans, it is pretty insane when it comes of some of the stuff she has said on the red carpet and during interviews.

E! Online’s Breanne L. Heldman beautifully complies a list of Megan Fox’s “WTF did she say?” moments.

1. Golden Globes, January 2009:
I am pretty sure I’m a doppelgänger for Alan Alda. I’m a tranny. I’m a man.

2. FHM, June 2007:
I forget to flush the toilet. Friends will tell me, ‘Megan, you totally pinched a loaf in my toilet and didn’t flush.’

3. GQ, September 2008:

Olivia Wilde (13 on House M.D.) is so sexy, she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands.

4. New York Post, November 2008:
I’m obsessed with [Zac Efron]. What you don’t know is that Zac and I are the same person. It’s like Janet and Michael [Jackson]. We are the same person.

5. Esquire, May 2009:
Let me tell you what it’s really about. High School Musical is about this group of boys who are all being molested by the basketball coach, who is Zac Efron’s dad. It’s about them struggling to cope with this molestation. And they have these little girlfriends, who are their beards. Oh, and somehow there’s music involved.

6. GQ, October 2008:
If you eat Chinese food, your farts come out like Chinese food. If you eat Mexican food, your farts come out like Mexican food. And milk, it’s like—you can smell the warmth in the fart.

7. San Diego Comic-Con, July 2009:
I would eat Rob Pattinson (Edward Cullen on Twilight) so that I could steal some of that pretty. I wanna be pretty like he’s pretty. I want that James Dean, that sexy-ass hair.

8. Esquire, May 2009:
I have no question in my mind about being bisexual. But I’m also a hypocrite: I would never date a girl who was bisexual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that I’d never want to sleep with a girl who had slept with a man.

9. GQ, June 2009:
When you think about it [actors are] kind of prostitutes. Other people are paying to watch us kissing someone, touching someone…It’s really kind of gross.

Did you scratch your head for a second? Considering, she has been known to idolize Angelina Jolie, she possibly may be going through a “Billy Bob” phase. Can we expect her to ditch B.A.G. (Brian Austin Green), adopt some orphans, and become a world renowned humanitarian in the near future?

Gawd, I love her….

Source: E! Online

6 Responses to “Megan Fox Says the Darndest Things”

  1. Romeo says:

    most annoying person with tits.

  2. Scarlett says:

    got that right =/ disgusting too. talks lk a slut

  3. Archie Hill says:

    I love Dr. House and i always watch this TV series after my day job.;,*

  4. Seven Jeans says:

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  5. Phill says:

    They do this to all the celebrities for close ups…honestly I aalyws think those poor girls must have 5000 times the complex about their appearance that we do, because not only do they have the same insecurities every woman has, but then they have the media confirming for them with every printed picture, “Nope, you’re definitely not good enough at all — see how much we have to completely change everything about your appearance to make you worthy of being printed?” They even changed her eye color, for goodness’ sake!Yeah, I’d rather be me.

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    Your link worked well! Want some tihcee help?She looks scrumptious. I’d kiss her. :-)PS: Windows Live Writer, free, makes posting links and pics really, really easy. It’s like Microsoft Word (but much better) for blogging.

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