Russia Today reports that a 14 years old tyke from China was such a huge fan of Transformers that he drank gasoline for 5 years to become a “valiant fighter” like Optimus Prime. He first became a fanatic of the Transformers animation series when he was 9 and this is when his gasoline dietary regiment first started. There is currently no details regarding the volume of gasoline he consumed on a daily basis or whether he drank the generic unleaded fuel or the good stuff.

Silly boy… you can’t become like Optimus Prime by drinking gasoline. You need to get Energon! They explain that in the first episode buddy.

Source: @bonniegrrl

On a side note, even if this worked, I can’t afford this program at $3.99 a gallon.